Will you marry me?

I've done the girl crush thing a couple of times here, but I thought it was time I told you were my true love lies. Who doesn't love Jon Hamm? Not only is he gorgeous; I mean seriously, it doesn't ever get better looking than that! The epitome of tall, dark, and handsome. Not only is he a living Adonis, but he is also incredibly talented. Do you guys watch Mad Men? The show would not be the same without Jon Hamm leading the helm. At least I don't think so. Sure, there is talent running rampant on that set, but Jon [I'm gonna go first name-style like we're friends] amazes me all the time. His work is subtle yet clearly defined. And he seems like an uncompromising gentleman in real life with his long-term girlfriend, Jennifer Westfeldt. Lest we forget, he was adorable and funny on SNL and the Emmys a couple nights ago. Booty dancing with Betty White? Yes, please. Did you catch that he was whistling to make the noise a truck makes while backing up? I love it. All of this to say that I am undeniably in adoration of Jon Hamm. It's a problem. Now let's hope he doesn't stick a restraining order on me.

All photos: Jeff Lipsky for Parade Magazine, obviously.