Regularly scheduled programming.

There is no appropriate segue from an oil spill to materialistic lust, but I must.

I want these two pillows for my new bedroom, but am not willing to spend $100 [$50 each]. Do you guys have any idea how expensive pillows are? Bananas expensive! But they sure are loverly. Who wants to buy them for me? I know you're out there somewhere.

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